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Have you anything to add? Here are the international rules for men, for those who havent seen the e-mail thats been flying around. Does anyone have anything to add .... 1. In any case, may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is ok for a man to cry in the following cases: When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. c. After sabotaging your car owner. d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds in The Game Crying. e. When she uses her teeth. 3. Any man who brings a camera to a single night between May be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5. If youve seen a guy more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6. To mourn the brand of free beer in a refrigerator buddys is prohibited. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddys birthday is strictly optional. 8. During a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 9. When they fall upon other guys watching a sporting event, on May ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who is playing. 10. You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend. 11. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you are sunbathing on a tropical beach ... and delivered by a topless supermodel ... and its free. 12. Only in situations of moral and / or physical peril you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts. 13. Unless you are in prison, never fight naked. 14. Do not let friends wear Speedos friends. Ever. Question closed. 15. Mans If a fly is down, thats his problem, we didn't see anything. 16. Women who say they love watching sports should be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and can drink as much as the other sports watchers. 17. A man in the company of a hot woman dressed suggestively must remain sober enough to fight. 18. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, thats just greedy. 19. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer. 20. Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend, unless shes withholding sex pending your response. 21. Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights a. Yeah, Baby, Push it! b. C'mon, give me one more! Louder! c. Another set and we can hit the showers! 22. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on an equal footing ie both urinating, both the tail, etc. For all other situations, a nod almost imperceptible all the conversation you need. 23. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go longer than you're capable of having sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. 24. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly just a friend have carnal sex Drunken Monkey, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was produced. 25. It is acceptable for you to drive his car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 26. Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of pink, lime green, orange or sky blue. 27. The girl who answered the question: What do you want for Christmas? with If you loved me, you'd know what I want! gets an Xbox. End of story. 28. There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Mens Gymnastics. Ever.
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